*insert scary picture here*
*not really because I'm scared of scary stuff*
Edgar Allan Poe is our ancient, mysterious macabre lovin' short story writin' homie. Why HOMIE, you ask? Well....apparently, Americans love being scared shitless----a quality that our homie Poe invented and perfected.
Homie Poe's Stupefying Strategies:
The use of madness, uncanny sexual behaviors, fear, gore, and identity are a few of Our Homie's strategies that I would [attempt to] imitate in my 'story'...
However, because I am a young G, I have to do things a little differently.
Young G's Stupefying Strategies:
Due to the audience that horror usually draws, all people may not fully understand the depth and purpose of Our Homie's short stories. Thus, I would attempt to communicate the plot with more clarity. Also, Poe tends to end his stories with cliffhangers. If you aren't having a sequel, saga, series, part 2 or ANYTHING of the kind....THAT IS NOT OK!! I don't want to have to create an ending in my head! I'm a teenager...we do NOT like to think. Tell me what happens!!!!
Thanks For Your Ears,
~ Young G
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